Quite An Occassion

I find these fantastic but I would never, even with the proper occassion, and oh have there been occassions, send them (shall I count thy ways why?). They'd sit and sit and maybe I'd mail one off to a friend but would have to make sure I included a proper explanation ("isn't this funny? I don't really mean it *I swear*"). Too much work for a simple 'hello'. But so freudian they're fabulous.
Aptly titled "BitterSweet"