Three Angry Men

Okay so its not 12, but 3 is plenty within 14 hours.

(and might I say, without elaborating further right now, that what a weird, bizonic 14 hours they were. I mean there was a wedding in vegas with an elvis impersonater thrown in there for goodness sake.)

While I was sorting out random angry man number 3, I had to stop by an Urgent Care for some details.
And there at the front desk, was this name plaque.

Yes that reads "Director of First Impressions"

Taken out of context, its such an odd title. Who wouldn't want to go around handing out business cards with that as a headline? It would constantly make people wonder, and think carefully about what they say/how they act around you. Which would probably be very amusing to watch. And if they ask for clarification, you can brush it off with something like "Oh, you know, its just one of those titles nowadays", which in no way provides any bit of clarification but I'd venture to say noone will push furhter because they don't want to be known as the person who doesn't have a pulse on society. So they'll raise an eyebrow and "Oh Linda Mason" you and you could just smile to yourself.

I think it sounds pretty sweet.

--

On a different note, I have spent the past 20 mintues carefully reading and re-reading this blog article. Its from a travel blog and this particular writer pens the "Gallery Gossip: Confessions From the Jumpseat". This piece is her explaining different terminology she often refers to in her writing, more specifically what "on reserve" and all that goes along with it means for flight attendants.

See all the detail I went in to describe this thing?

I have, for some reason, been reading the details of the post so intently that I go back to read what I've just read to get it straight.

What? Do I have any plans on becoming a flight attendant? Is this any kind of information I should know forwards and backwards? Will it ever apply to me?

Heck no. So then can you tell me why I'm studying it harder than I have been anything for the Bar Exam?

Because I sure don't know. But if you'd like to know about the scheduling of a flight attendant, I'm your girl.